Nuts & Bolts
At the pearly gates, St. Peter greeted a minister and congressman and gave them their room assignments. “Pastor, here are the keys to one of our nicest efficiency units. And for you, Mr. Congressman, the keys to our finest penthouse suite.”
“This is unfair!” cried the minister.
“Listen, “ St. Peter said, “ministers are a dime a dozen up here, but this is the first congressman we’ve ever seen.”
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